Cheese Quotes

540 Cheese quotes by 422 unique authors

LETS COUGH...and dont tell me to eat cheese. I am a fat midget! hey - View Quote Details on LETS COUGH... — Cedric The Entertainer
I'm focused might as well say cheese for the pictures. — Lil Wayne
I have enough cheese and crackers for 8 people...do you think that's enough? — Unknown Author
You been running from Nacho like I've got cheese. — Macho Man Randy Savage
I blew (blue) cheese, cuz I hate ranch. — Cyhi Da Prynce
You ain't seen money in your life, when it comes to this cheese ya'll like three blind mice. — Jay-z
Man, I'm so tired for praying for this free shit, And being broke is some weak shit. But thank god for that Micky D's, One… — Big Sean
You Aint Nothing But A Piece Of Cheese Without The Corners,In Other Words,,You Aint Never Gone Be A Slice Bitch ! — Kevin Hart
I was at wal-mart the other day and saw a blind man bleed to death trying to read a cheese grater. — Unknown Author
Aye cream cheese and a bagel Have a glass of milk and an ego I'm rockin pjs and no shirt I smoke weed eat yogurt — Mac Miller
Your son out in Barbados, cheese eggs and potatoes. Smokin' weed on the beach as my mind workin' like Play Dough. — J. Cole
Hey Max...ITS THE LEANING TOWER OF CHEESE-AH!!! — Unknown Author
They said wen transformers 3 came out that the Mexican cheese made a lot of money because of all the scrap metal there was. — Killa21
They said when transformers 3 came out the Mexican cheese made a lot of money because of all the scrap metal was left. — Killa21
I like cheese. don't judge me. Cheese is cool. — Rihanna
-I would like a ham and cheese biscut with orange juirce. Heler. -*we outta ham* Ya outta ham well just give me a egg biscut.… — Madea
Music is a matter of taste. Bitching at someone for liking a certain style of music is like yelling at someone for liking broccoli with… — Alex Gaskarth
Have yo girl cookin them cheese eggs..........im high thats why I said it like that — Wiz Khalifa
I Like Cheese !!! — Drake
My cheese so long, my weed so strong, think I'mma overdose. — Wiz Khalifa

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422 authors contributed a total of 540 Cheese Quotes, led by these top contributors: