Cheese Quotes

540 Cheese quotes by 422 unique authors

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. — Mitch Hedberg
There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the… — Boris Johnson
A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk. — James Joyce
Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a… — Jack LaLanne
I am not one to turn down macaroni and cheese, even late at night. I love Italian food. I love pasta... A refrigerator full of… — Queen Latifah
When I'm at craft services, I make the best-tasting,10-layer meat and cheese sandwich with no bread. — Kellan Lutz
I have my once-a-month nachos, but it's soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it's somewhat safe. But it's still a big vice for… — Jenny McCarthy
My idea of heaven used to be relaxing at home with a cheese plate and champagne. — Lea Michele
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese. — Dennis Miller
I like a cheese and pickle. Nice cheese and pickle on a real old-fashioned bread. Ploughman's lunch. — Gary Oldman
Could I use some butter and cheese and eggs in my cooking without going down some kind of hippie shame spiral? Yes. Of course I… — Gwyneth Paltrow
I don't eat four-legged animals, but I eat birds, I eat cheese, I eat dessert. I eat everything. — Gwyneth Paltrow
I eat whatever I want. I like bread and cheese and wine, and that makes my life fun and enjoyable. — Gwyneth Paltrow
The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese. — Jeremy Paxman
If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat. — Amanda Peet
I basically have the diet of a 19th-century Irish navy, apart from the litre of stout a day. It's meat and potatoes and bread and… — Daniel Radcliffe
Never be a food snob. Learn from everyone you meet - the fish guy at your market, the lady at the local diner, farmers, cheese… — Rachael Ray
I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but… — Ricky Schroder
Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral… — Harry Shearer
So, basically, my view is I don't want to support the exploitation of animals, and within reason, I will do what I can to avoid… — Peter Singer

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422 authors contributed a total of 540 Cheese Quotes, led by these top contributors: