Cheese Quotes

540 Cheese quotes by 422 unique authors

The second mouse gets the cheese! — Terry Pratchett
You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese. — Anthony Bourdain
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made… — Dr. Seuss
Willy Loman: I don't want change, I want Swiss cheese! — Arthur Miller
I, Horus, son of Osiris, claim the throne of the heavens as my birthright!" he shouted."What was once mine shall be mine again.Is there anyone… — Rick Riordan
Every time you drink a glass of milk or eat a piece of cheese, you harm a mother. Please go vegan. — Gary L. Francione
Can I ask why you’re throwing knives at cheese?’ ‘Caleb came by to discuss something,’ Tobias says, leaning his head against the wall as he… — Veronica Roth
Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?” “Cheese made by dwarfs.” “Oh,” said Orion, relieved. “They make it. It’s not actually . . .” “No. What… — Eoin Colfer
Rats They fought the dogs and killed the cats, And bit the babies in the cradles, And ate the cheeses out of the vats, And… — Robert Browning
Rachel, we've been over this. This is what I do," he said, crumbs of whiten cheese falling from the knife. "Find a way for your… — Kim Harrison
From here on in, Harry, I may be as woefully wrong as Humphrey Belcher who believed the time was ripe for a cheese cauldron. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. Vegetarians are the… — Anthony Bourdain
Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese. — Eoin Colfer
The waiter brought fresh-baked bread and cheese, a bottle of sparkling water for Annabeth, and a Coke with ice for me (because I’m a barbarian). — Rick Riordan
Oh, I don't know. I prefer to think that when they're at home, the Silent Brothers are much like us. Playing practical jokes in the… — Cassandra Clare
I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and… — Mira Grant
When you're doing something for yourself, or your best friend or family, you're not going to cheese out. If you don't love something, you're not… — Steve Jobs
The anger of the weak never goes away, Professor, it just gets a little moldy. It molds like a beautiful blue cheese in the dark,… — Marge Piercy
We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying… — Darynda Jones
The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese. — Eoin Colfer
Yes, I know,’ she said in answer to the unasked, for there was no time for explanations. ‘Yes. My face is spoilt.’ Grandible’s jowl wobbled… — Frances Hardinge
Do not neglect to bring your revolver, Russell. It may be needed, and it does us no good in your drawer with that disgusting cheese."… — Laurie R. King
You don't make a friend," Jacob said with a scowl. "It's not like they come with directions like you'd find on a box of macaroni… — Jodi Picoult
I put Algernon's body in a cheese box and buried him in the backyard. I cried. — Daniel Keyes
Sometimes it's good just to be seduced by the particular cheeses spread out in front of you on a cheese counter. — Nigella Lawson

Who Wrote These Cheese Quotes

422 authors contributed a total of 540 Cheese Quotes, led by these top contributors: