Cheese Quotes

540 Cheese quotes by 422 unique authors

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? — Charles de Gaulle
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on… — Erma Bombeck
Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese--toasted mostly. — Robert Louis Stevenson
Now, now," my father said. "Let's just get the bags." This was typical. My father, the lone male in our estrogen-heavy household, had always dealt… — Sarah Dessen
The Middle Ages hangs over history's belt like a beer belly. It is too late now for aerobic dancing or cottage cheese lunches to reduce… — Tom Robbins
He is the cheese to my macaroni. — Diablo Cody
Society is commonly too cheap. We meet at very short intervals, not having had time to acquire any new value for each other. We meet… — Henry David Thoreau
He had lunch with Cecilia that afternoon. They ate their corned beef on rye and cream cheese with lox in a diner peopled by waiters… — Mary Gaitskill
You got a job?" "Ignatius hasta help me at home," Mrs. Reilly said. Her initial courage was failing a little, and she began to twist… — John Kennedy Toole
When they took a young man into Tellson's London house, they hid him somewhere till he was old. They kept him in a dark place,… — Charles Dickens
It was all cheese and applause. — Charles de Lint
A poet's hope: to be, like some valley cheese, local, but prized elsewhere. — Wystan Hugh Auden
He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life. — Christopher Moore
Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese — Luis Bunuel
I paused, only just now realizing that the subject was hitting a little close to home. "You know, getting hurt. Putting herself out there, opening… — Sarah Dessen
Now he knew: They were real. Whoâ€™d make up a thing like this? Okay, one of them was a cheese that rolled around of its… — Terry Pratchett
It is for the inconsistent, unsteady disciples whose cheese is falling off their cracker. — Brennan Manning
9p.m. My flat. Feel very strange and empty. Is all very well thinking everything is going to be different when you come back but then… — Helen Fielding
Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Give me a good sharp knife and a good sharp cheese and Iâ€™m a happy man. — George R. R. Martin

Who Wrote These Cheese Quotes

422 authors contributed a total of 540 Cheese Quotes, led by these top contributors: