"Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is…" — Dennis Miller
"Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese."
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149 Quotes by Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller has 149 quotes on this site.
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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any…
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get…
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to…
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you:…
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to…
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I rant, therefore I am
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2…
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20…
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More Cheese Quotes
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I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every…
— Ellen Barkin
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I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard…
— Roseanne Barr
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Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for…
— Gina Barreca
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I'm a carb queen. I'll always order macaroni and cheese, but I don't want it to be fancy. I want…
— Drew Barrymore
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I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel…
— Jack Black
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I don't have much patience for people who are self-conscious about the act of eating, and it irritates me when…
— Anthony Bourdain
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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
— Bertolt Brecht
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I'm a big pasta fan. I'm a big Italian food fan. Anything Italian - I love cheese, mozzarella. Mozzarella is…
— Malin Akerman
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For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh…
— Steve Albini
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Some of the best projects to ever come out of Atari or Chuck E. Cheese's were from high school dropouts,…
— Nolan Bushnell
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In 1980, Atari was bringing in around two billion dollars in revenue and Chuck E. Cheese's some five hundred million.…
— Nolan Bushnell
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In 1980, business at my company, Chuck E. Cheese's, was thriving and I was feeling flush. So I bought a…
— Nolan Bushnell
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