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The mayor of Newark, N.J. wants to set up a citywide program to improve residents' health. The health care program would consist of a bus…

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A comic book publisher says he's trying to increase voter turnout in the presidential election by publishing comic books about John McCain…
Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
President Obama made a big speech. He welcomed the members of the U.N. General Assembly to New York, and he said, 'I'd…
It was reported today that Michelle Obama wants her mother to move into the White House with them. Yeah, this is expected…
A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on…
I hate cynicism - it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…

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