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Cards Quotes by Milton Berle
- All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.
- My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the…
- Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received.
- The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.
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