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Card Quotes by Milton Berle
- All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.
- My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the…
- The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.
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- I don't use a debit card. The safest thing is a credit card because you're using the bank's money. If someone accesses… — Frank Abagnale
- When migraines briefly became a campaign issue for me, it appeared that political foes were maybe playing the gender card. — Michele Bachmann
- I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and… — Victoria Beckham
- I've got my eye on a few things to spend my money on. I've got my own bank card but I am… — Justin Bieber
- Canada sets aside 36 percent of their visas for people with skills they think their country needs. We set aside six percent.… — Michael Bloomberg
- We have to get control of our borders. You can only do that if you make companies obey the law and not… — Michael Bloomberg
- After this interview, I'm going to immigration to try to sort out my Green Card, just like any other normal person. — Emily Blunt
- Both my mum and dad were great readers, and we would go every Saturday morning to the library, and my sister and… — Geraldine Brooks
- And frankly, I don't understand - I mean, I'm obviously a card-carrying Democrat - but I can't understand why any woman would… — Madeleine Albright
- I am an immigrant with a Green Card and, therefore, I am not eligible to vote in a federal election. — David Byrne
- The way to connect with voters on the plan is to simply give the facts. Fifty per cent of taxpayers pay 97… — Herman Cain
- You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you… — Adam Carolla