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Car Quotes by Henny Youngman
- I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In…
- My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
- I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it,…
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