Car Quotes

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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. — Dave Barry
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. — Dave Barry
I don't mind a little Sturm und Drang. When I was doing 'Riding in Cars With Boys,' I wouldn't smile at anybody, because my character,… — Drew Barrymore
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better… — Scott Adams
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. — George Best
I know I'm not supposed to like muscle cars, but I like muscle cars. — Joe Biden
When you read about a car crash in which two or three youngsters are killed, do you pause to dwell on the amount of love… — Jim Bishop
I don't put myself on Jeff Beck's level, but I can relate to him when he says he'd rather be working on his car collection… — Ritchie Blackmore
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. You step out of the car and it's bedlam. Everyone's got crazy… — Emily Blunt
In my iPod, there are many operas, from A to Z. I have 'Aida' and 'Boheme' and 'Butterfly' and 'Cavalleria'. My passion is for opera,… — Andrea Bocelli
Never have more children than you have car windows. — Erma Bombeck
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. — Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. — Erma Bombeck
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. — Erma Bombeck
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. — Erma Bombeck
Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. — Erma Bombeck
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. — Erma Bombeck
I accept the Old Testament as more of an action movie: blood, car chases, evacuations, a lot of special effects, seas dividing, mass murder, adultery.… — Unknown Author
Many highly intelligent people are poor thinkers. Many people of average intelligence are skilled thinkers. The power of a car is separate from the way… — Edward de Bono
Removing the faults in a stage-coach may produce a perfect stage-coach, but it is unlikely to produce the first motor car. — Edward de Bono

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