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Jessica Simpson has 142 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You…
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I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.
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Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?
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Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!
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To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of…
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I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I…
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I'm definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini and try…
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What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his…
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I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.
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I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage.…
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The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.
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And I'm the worst liar of all time.
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I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person ... But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that…
— Jessica Simpson
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When I shop for fruit & melons I like to hold a grape next to a cantaloupe & think of Earth next…
— Neil deGrasse Tyson
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For every child of an illegal immigrant who's a valedictorian, there's another 100 out there who weigh 130 pounds and they've got…
— Michael C. Burgess
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I don't reveal to her that I love her. I keep poker faced. She might as well be looking at a cantaloupe,…
— Kurt Vonnegut
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HI. I’m from Arkansas, the cantaloupe state. And tonight, I hope you will hold my melons close to your heart and vote…
— Libba Bray
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It seems everyone knows the value of a cantaloupe or a quart of milk.
— John Catsimatidis
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How do you like them? like a pear, a lemon, a la Montgolfier, half an apple, or a cantaloupe? Go and choose,…
— Sidonie Gabrielle
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You know we out here like wolves searching for antelope. Lambs and sheep, prey on weak. Don't you reach under your seat,…
— Big Krit
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I refuse to eat fuckin' cantaloupe at a bachelor party. -Phil
— The Hangover 2
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My youngings sick, sick, where the antidote? Aiming at your top, bust you cantaloupe.
— Waka Flocka Flame
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