Cantaloupe Quotes

10 quotes by 10 authors

• I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person ... But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy. — Jessica Simpson
• When I shop for fruit & melons I like to hold a grape next to a cantaloupe & think of Earth next to Jupiter. Then… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
• For every child of an illegal immigrant who's a valedictorian, there's another 100 out there who weigh 130 pounds and they've got calves the size… — Michael C. Burgess
• I don't reveal to her that I love her. I keep poker faced. She might as well be looking at a cantaloupe, there is so… — Kurt Vonnegut
• HI. I’m from Arkansas, the cantaloupe state. And tonight, I hope you will hold my melons close to your heart and vote me your Miss… — Libba Bray
• It seems everyone knows the value of a cantaloupe or a quart of milk. — John Catsimatidis
• How do you like them? like a pear, a lemon, a la Montgolfier, half an apple, or a cantaloupe? Go and choose, don't be embarrassed. — Sidonie Gabrielle
• You know we out here like wolves searching for antelope. Lambs and sheep, prey on weak. Don't you reach under your seat, I'll bust your… — Big Krit
• I refuse to eat fuckin' cantaloupe at a bachelor party. -Phil — The Hangover 2
• My youngings sick, sick, where the antidote? Aiming at your top, bust you cantaloupe. — Waka Flocka Flame

Who Wrote These Cantaloupe Quotes

10 authors contributed a total of 10 Cantaloupe Quotes as follows:

• 1 Cantaloupe Quote by Neil deGrasse Tyson
• 1 Cantaloupe Quote by Michael C. Burgess
• 1 Cantaloupe Quote by Kurt Vonnegut
• 1 Cantaloupe Quote by Libba Bray
• 1 Cantaloupe Quote by John Catsimatidis
• 1 Cantaloupe Quote by Sidonie Gabrielle
• 1 Cantaloupe Quote by Big KRIT
• 1 Cantaloupe Quote by The Hangover 2
• 1 Cantaloupe Quote by Waka Flocka Flame
• 1 Cantaloupe Quote by Jessica Simpson