Best Butter Wisdom

402 Butter quotes by 331 unique authors

Could I use some butter and cheese and eggs in my cooking without going down some kind of hippie shame spiral? Yes. Of course I… — Gwyneth Paltrow
If you have extraordinary bread and extraordinary butter, it's hard to beat bread and butter. — Jacques Pepin
My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I… — Julia Roberts
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. — Charles M. Schulz
A nutritionist has told me to have very little butter and very little spices, but I can't live like that. — Jill Scott
The trouble with remakes is that people fall in love with the original. It's like peanut butter. If you try to change the taste of… — Sylvester Stallone
I'm about to play an emaciated pregnant vampire, so I've stopped using as much butter as Paula Deen - just until 'Breaking Dawn' is over. — Kristen Stewart
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. — Bill Watterson
My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich. — James Wolcott
I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread. — J.R.R. Tolkien
Now, if we only had as many casks of butter as there are people here, then I would eat lots of butter! — Hans Christian Andersen
You have filled my tea with lumps of sugar, and though I asked most distinctly for bread and butter, you have given me cake. I… — Oscar Wilde
A mighty porterhouse steak an inch and a half thick, hot and sputtering from the griddle; dusted with fragrant pepper; enriched with little melting bits… — Mark Twain
Then a miracle occurred in the form of a plate of sandwiches. Geryon took three and buried his mouth in a delicious block of white… — Anne Carson
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter… — Rodney Dangerfield
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat… — Steven Wright
If you're afraid of butter, use cream. — Julia Child
Each suburban wife struggles with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children,… — Betty Friedan
Crawling at your feet,' said the Gnat (Alice drew her feet back in some alarm), `you may observe a Bread-and-Butterfly. Its wings are thin slices… — Lewis Carroll
In her bottled up is a woman peppery as curry, a yam of a woman of butter and brass, — Marge Piercy
Without peanut butter, I might starve. — Judy Blume
Good bread is the most fundamentally satisfying of all foods; and good bread with fresh butter, the greatest of feasts. — James Beard
You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?" "Not even a little bit." I showed him that I still had both arms and both… — Rick Riordan
A roll and butter and a small coffee seemed the only things on the list that hadn't been specially prepared by the nastier-minded members of… — P.G. Wodehouse
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around… — Janet Evanovich

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