Butter Quotes

402 Butter quotes by 331 unique authors

Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating? No. Then dont make him a tagalong! — Lisi Harrison
And she hates being managed - that is not the word I want. What is it, Maturin?' 'Manipulated.' 'Exactly. She is a dutiful girl -… — Patrick O'Brian
Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. — Oscar Wilde
I had to persuade a dog to swallow a pill. I twittered for advice and I got suggestion after suggestion. Most of them didn't work.… — Neil Gaiman
So you guys fought some Daimons, huh? Wish I could. Wulf goes nuts if I even pick up a butter knife. (Chris) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
YES. BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL. LIKE A SUAVE THING. In fact, from here on, please forward my mail to 1 Suave Hill, Suave Boulevard,… — Michele Jaffe
Why shouldn't I be introspective? We dont' make sense." "Neither do Chocolate and Peanut Butter, but it somehow works." He says "Somehow the mixture of… — Simone Elkeles
I got out my jar of ointment. I knew animators who had special containers for the ointment. Crockery, hand-blown glass, mystical symbols carved into the… — Laurell K. Hamilton
The measuring and mixing always smoothed out her thinking processes - nothing was as calming as creaming butter - and when the kitchen was warm… — Jennifer Crusie
My sweat smells like peanut-butter. — Wendy Mass
In the world I notice persons are nearly always stressed and have no time...I don't know how persons with jobs do the jobs and all… — Emma Donoghue
Admittedly, there was a lot she still didn't know about him, but she did know this: He completed her in a way that she'd never… — Nicholas Sparks
How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can’t make out. You seem to me to be… — Oscar Wilde
Probably? So you're asking me to trust my life to steel wool and peanut butter?" "Poisoned peanut butter." "Cal, I don't care if it's nuclear… — Scott Westerfeld
Men would eat horse droppings, if ye served them wi' butter. — Diana Gabaldon
You probably think that being a guest in your aunt's house I would hesitate to butter you all over the front lawn and dance on… — P.G. Wodehouse
I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut… — Janet Evanovich
Harris said, however, that the river would suit him to a "T." I don't know what a "T" is (except a sixpenny one, which includes… — Jerome K. Jerome
You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter. — Kate DiCamillo
A cold supper, were you thinking? I asked dubiously. I was not, he said firmly, I mean to light a roaring fire in the kitchen… — Diana Gabaldon
I am old, Gandalf. I don't look it, but I am beginning to feel it in my heart of hearts. Well-preserved indeed! Why, I feel… — J.R.R. Tolkien
Is Tyson okay?" I asked. The question seemed to take my dad by surprise. He's fine. Doing much better than I expected. Though "peanut butter"… — Rick Riordan
Mine is a most peaceable disposition. My wishes are: a humble cottage with a thatched roof, but a good bed, good food, the freshest milk… — Heinrich Heine
There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich. — Charles M. Schulz
... Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up. Books, bread and butter, mashed potato - one… — Alan Bennett

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331 authors contributed a total of 402 Butter Quotes, led by these top contributors: