"I had to persuade a dog to swallow……" — Neil Gaiman
"I had to persuade a dog to swallow a pill. I twittered for advice and I got suggestion after suggestion. Most of them didn't work. 'Put the pill in the sausage.' No - that doesn't work. 'Cheese.' No. Then someone said: 'You wrap it in butter and it will slide down.' I tried it and it worked! And I'd learnt how to give a pill to a dog through the magic of Twitter."
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1,015 Quotes by Neil Gaiman
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Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters.
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