Sausage Quotes

106 quotes by 94 authors

Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored. — John Berger
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. — Ambrose Bierce
Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made. — Otto von Bismarck
To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making. — Otto von Bismarck
A novel is like a sausage. You might like the final taste but you don't want to see how it was made. — Harlan Coben
Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be… — Hunter S. Thompson
The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night — Otto von Bismarck
He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease. — Henry James
Bad Sausage and five bogeys will give you a stomach ache every time. — Miller Barber
Oh, you're one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue… — Michael Savage
If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages. — Arsene Wenger
What? Sunday morning in an English family and no sausages? God bless my soul, what's the world coming to, eh? — Dorothy L. Sayers
No atomic physicist has to worry, people will always want to kill other people on a mass scale. Sure, he's got the fridge full of… — William S. Burroughs
Sausages sizzling on the bar-b-cue the sun is shining bright, today's your birthday, so we celebrate from morning, noon and night. — Susan Smith
Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! — Andy Rooney
The universe is a meat grinder and we're just pork in designer shoes, keeping busy so we can pretend we're not all headed for the… — Richard Kadrey
Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made. — Mark Twain
I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids. — Cody Lundin
The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative. — Boris Johnson
White pudding and eggs and sausages and cups of tea! How simple and beautiful was life after all! — James Joyce

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