Best Sausage Sayings

106 Sausage quotes by 91 unique authors

Think of the man who first tried German sausage. — Jerome K. Jerome
If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made. — Otto von Bismarck
I know how to make sausage, and now that I've seen how laws are made, I'll stick with sausage. — Tom Colicchio
I used to help my granddaddy make sausage. He would mix it up in a cleaned-out washtub with his hands, no gloves. Man, if we… — Jimmy Dean
I found that when I went from Albany to Savannah, that I needed to put that white rice away, and I needed to turn that… — Paula Deen
A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. — A. P. Herbert
I found university a little dispiriting. I thought I would enter the great halls of Plato, but instead I entered the halls of an intellectual… — Bjorn Lomborg
At one point in the mid-Eighties I shared a promoter with the Smiths. One night, we were sitting backstage when Morrissey burst in, utterly distraught,… — Paul Merton
My first outdoor cooking memories are full of erratic British summers, Dad swearing at a barbecue that he couldn't put together, and eventually eating charred… — Jamie Oliver
I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to eat that to… — Wayne Rooney
Profits, like sausages... are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into them. — Alvin Toffler
For as long as I can remember, my father saved. He saves money, he saves disfigured sticks that resemble disfigured celebrities, and most of all,… — David Sedaris
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there… — Andy Rooney
How do you say 'bring me sausage and eggs or I'll slit your throat' in Italian?" "Look it up in the phrase book. — Regina Doman
I'm a vegetarian. You're a what? I don't eat meat. How can you not eat meat? I just don't. He says he does not eat… — Jonathan Safran Foer
I am sorry to have to introduce the subject of Christmas. It is an indecent subject; a cruel, gluttonous subject; a drunken, disorderly subject; a… — George Bernard Shaw
Consider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon. — Tom Robbins
Several sellers of hot meat pies and sausages in a bun had appeared from nowhere and were doing a brisk trade. [Footnote: They always do,… — Terry Pratchett
On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one… — Eric Carle
I warn you that when the princes of this world start loving you it means they are going to grind you up into battle sausage. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine
Writing is like sausage making in my view; you'll all be happier in the end if you just eat the final product without knowing what's… — George R. R. Martin
Tiny Cooper is splayed out across the thin carpet, using his backpack as a pillow. He’s wearing skinny jeans, which look very much like denim… — John Green
As far as Death was aware, the sole reason for any human association with pigs and lambs was as a prelude to chops and sausages.… — Terry Pratchett
I had to persuade a dog to swallow a pill. I twittered for advice and I got suggestion after suggestion. Most of them didn't work.… — Neil Gaiman
I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had somehow missed a plateful of… — Jeremy Clarkson

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