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I ate him," said the homunculus, biting into his sausage. The kids couldn't hide their looks of horror. He smiled, sausage juice running down his… — Pseudonymous Bosch
To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. — Anthony Bourdain
There he got out the luncheon-basket and packed a simple meal, in which, remembering the stranger's origin and preferences, he took care to include a… — Kenneth Grahame
I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages. — Adam Rex
He'd woken up after flying from Boston to Montana to find his da cooking breakfast for them: sausage and pancakes shaped like deer. It wasn't… — Patricia Briggs
Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage. — Terry Pratchett
after an epic search, I finally found something neither green nor fuzzy. It was a hot sausage link. I named it Peter, mostly because it… — Darynda Jones
To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. Vegetarians are the… — Anthony Bourdain
A party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney ... — Henrik Ibsen
[Prince Humperdinck] was seventy-five minutes away from his first female murder, and he wondered if he could get his fingers to her throat before even… — William Goldman
In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem. Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea. Your house has been destroyed… — David Walliams
No sausage?" he asked. Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record. — Maureen Johnson
I'll leave it to you, Sassenach," he said dryly, "to imagine what it feels like to arrive unexpectedly in the midst of a brothel, in… — Diana Gabaldon
Laws are like sausages. You sleep far better the less you know about how they are made. — Otto von Bismarck
I'm on a diet. It's very strict: all hot dogs. Just sausages, constantly. It's working out - I've gained fifteen pounds! — Beth Ditto
I hate fussing about in the kitchen when I have people over to supper, so I make a rich beef stew cooked in wine with… — Deborah Moggach
Chinese sausage, which is widely available from Asian grocers and online, is sweet, rich, and enticingly smoky. I add it to steamed rice with strips… — Yotam Ottolenghi
When you cook a sausage, the skin sometimes breaks and the ground meat comes apart. — Jose Andres Puerta
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. — Ambrose Bierce
A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. — Alan Patrick Herbert
My favorite fall or winter lunch is big steaming bowls of soup. I usually invite people for around 12:30 and have two hearty soups like… — Ina Garten
That's called a microphone. It's a big sausage that picks up everything you say - and you're starting early. — Prince Charles
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just make sure u never do it! — Kevin Hart
Hey Im not nervous cause you got this weird fetish with butts. Im scared because your favourite food is sausage and nuts! — John Cena
Ive got a sausage for them hot cakes and I be f-ckin while you niggas out on hot dates. — Ludacris

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