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106 Sausage quotes by 91 unique authors

I still have nightmares about holding German sausages over my head. — Peter Molyneux
There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages. — Laurence Sterne
We came from a family where we ran our own small business. Our dad made his own products. We made our own sausages, our own… — Marcy Kaptur
A book should be made like a watch and sold like a sausage. — Unknown Author
Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party ... — Vivian Stanshall
Many men are like unto sausages: Whatever you stuff them with, that they will bear in them. — Unknown Author
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body. — Mark Forsyth
We eat pancakes to escape loneliness, yet within moments we want nothing more than our freedom from ever having so much as thought about pancakes.… — Donald Antrim
This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it. — Jack Whitehall
Thus, be it understood, to demonstrate a theorem, it is neither necessary nor even advantageous to know what it means. The geometer might be replaced… — Henri Poincare
Most Russians don't care whether they are ruled by fascists or communists or even Martians as long as they can buy six kinds of sausage… — Alexander Lebed
I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. — Tristan MacManus
This infantile sense of order tended to infect my life at large. Up at 5:30 a.m., coffee, oatmeal, perhaps sausage (homemade), and fresh eggs giving… — Jim Harrison
People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made — Otto von Bismarck
The odor of frying bacon, sausage links, and ham tiptoed on little pig feet all the way to the north end of the second floor.… — Tom Robbins
Some friendships are formed by a commonality of interests and ideas: you both love judo or camping or making your own sausage. Other friendships are… — David Sedaris
Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry. — P.J. O'Rourke
The French got enough from the Germans to save them from starvation; but many a woman sold herself for a loaf or a chunk of… — Ernst Toller
A mighty good sausage stuffer was spoiled when the man became a poet. — Eugene Field
I do adore food. If I have any vice it's eating. If I was told I could only eat one food for the rest of… — Colin Baker
I kind of feel like I've been eating professionally for a long time. I've tasted everything. If there's a sausage, you know what? I know… — Duff Goldman
Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle. — Lou Reed
At the table of a gentleman living in the Chausee d'Antin was served up an Arles sausage of enormous size. "Will you accept a slice?"… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Stretch of I-95 has already had one brush with disaster. In 2008 two contractors from the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation stopped to get a sausage… — Steve Kroft
There's nothing like it, but it's not as good as you think it's going to be. . . . I was disappointed because there are… — Billy Connolly

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