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- Love and happiness remind me of sticky peanut butter. When you spread them around, you can't help but end up getting some on yourself!
- Any kind of peanut butter/chocolate concoction is my jam.
- Love your children with all your hearts, love them enough to discipline them before it is too late. ... Praise them for important things, even…
- Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back…
- Love is like a jam paste between two slices of bread..... Huge consumption of sweetness could result in diabetes........... But friendship is like a butter…
- I hope you like butter, cause your ass is toast!!
- I have tamed men of iron in my day, shall I not easily crush these men of butter?
- I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking
- Silence means security, silence means approval, watch a zenith on the TV. Tiger run around the tree, follow the leader, run and turn to butter.
- Ah-la peanut-butter sandwiches!
- You know you have bad teeth when you brush them with a butter knife !
- I may forgive people easily, but guess what butter cup, carma's a bitch.
- You're the Peanut to my Butter. You're the Star to my Burst. You're the Milky to my Way. You're the Ice to my Cream. You're…
- Her legs spread so easily I cant believe its not butter (;
- I love fish bonz eeacsiplly the mahi mahi with garlic butter but you guys are desperately missing mashed potatoes at your restaurant. Grilled fish and…
- You're food is yummy for my tummy. Prices are very rasboneale. My boyfriend and I came here for the second time in a week!! He…
- Bitches know Im excellent like Mr. Burns. See my dick like Butter churn.
- Everyday that passes by I think of you, there is not one second in my life that my thoughts arent revolving around you. You are…
- Your not a piece of toast, I'm not going to butter you up with compliments, if I want you, I'm gonna have you, otherwise it's…
- Two frogs fell into a bowl of cream. One didn't panic, he relaxed and drowned. The other kicked and struggled so much that the cream…
- You can be the peanut butter to my jelly, you can be the butterflies I feel in my belly. You can be the captain and…
More Butter Quotes
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. — Jack Black
- About half my designs are controlled fantasy, 15 percent are total madness and the rest are bread-and-butter designs. — Manolo Blahnik
- In the 1960s, you could eat anything you wanted, and of course, people were smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, and… — Julia Child
- I think one of the terrible things today is that people have this deathly fear of food: fear of eggs, say, or… — Julia Child
- Men are my bread and butter. It's what I live for! I have no shame about that. — Fiona Apple
- The coffee was boiling over a charcoal fire, and large slices of bread and butter were piled one upon the other like… — Charles Dickens
- Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in… — Barack Obama
- I have a most peaceable disposition. My desires are for a modest hut, a thatched roof, but a good bed, good food,… — Heinrich Heine
- See with what entire freedom the whaleman takes his handful of lamps-often but old bottles and vials, though. ... He burns, too,… — Herman Melville
- In the centre of a spacious table rose a pastry as large as a church, flanked on the north by a quarter… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
- All well-regulated families set apart an hour every morning for tea and bread and butter — Joseph Addison