Butter Quotes

402 Butter quotes by 331 unique authors

I hope his wife feeds him [Clarence Thomas, Justice, U.S. Supreme Court] lots of eggs and butter and he dies early like many black men… — Julianne Malveaux
This isn't the Democratic party of our fathers and grandfathers. This is the party of Woodstock hippies. I was at Woodstock--I built the stage. And… — John Ratzenberger
Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox. — Tina Fey
I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets… — Janeane Garofalo
Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter. — Bill Cosby
I always use my husband's cocoa butter stuff. He has amazing skin! — Idina Menzel
I think the band can really swing when it swings easy, when it can just play along like you are cutting butter, — Count Basie
I will never use a substitute for butter. Margarine is one molecule away from eating plastic. — Paula Deen
I may be rancid butter, but I'm on your side of the bread. — Gene Kelly
I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of… — Denis Leary
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly. — Dick Van Dyke
I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl — Selena Gomez
I'm just grateful that my body is healthy. I want to be on this planet for a long time, so I try to eat things… — Mariska Hargitay
Gretta sits herself down at the table. Robert has arranged everything she needs: a plate, a knife, a bowl with a spoon, a pat of… — Maggie O'Farrell
I believe it's a cook's moral obligation to add more butter given the chance. — Michael Ruhlman
Margarine? That's not food. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter? I can. If you're planning on using margarine in anything, you can stop reading now,… — Anthony Bourdain
When you're in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon. — Homer
There's folks as make bad butter and trusten to the salt t' hide it. — George Eliot
Some folks are natural born kickers. They can always find a way to turn disaster into butter, — Katherine Paterson
This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and… — Jessica Simpson
I don't always have the best eating habits. I like butter and ice cream. There are days when I should work out and I don't.… — Florence Griffith Joyner
I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.... — Sarah Jessica Parker
Some years later, long after he and Megadeth parted company, Jay Jones was stabbed to death with a butter knife during-rumor has it-a fight over… — Dave Mustaine
I cannot wait to go get my fried butter on a stick, and fried cheesecake on a stick and...Twinkies, especially in honor of those who… — Sarah Palin
My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches. — Frank Iero

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