Bros Quotes

82 Bros quotes by 65 unique authors

I think it's easier for African American and white comics to be praised than it is Latinos because they think our culture or our humor… — George Lopez
Etting ready for brunch with my mom & a bit a shopping.. baby sitting zee little bros tonight. Cant wait to see them — Hanna Beth
I forgot, man, BROS BEFORE HOES. -Red — Pineapple Express
Styles loud, high decibels. Tell the DJ spin it and they'll see how big the record goes. Let the fans and all my brethrens know,… — D Pryde
Ya'll tired of eatin' that barbecue from up the street? Where they give you more sauce than they give you meat? Then bring your big… — Unknown Author
Bros over Hoes! ...... Unless she's NOT a HOE! — Unknown Author
It used to be bros before hoes but now you're the gardener — Chris Time Steele
Brandon McCaw got 150 stars in Super Mario Bros 64. He beat the whole game. He got 50 extra bonus stars. He beat the game… — Brandon Mccaw
I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people. I want to… — Charlie Sheen
My previous philosophy was just to make a face that matches the words I'm saying, but the brilliant Duplass bros made Ed helms and I… — Jason Segel
If your friend changes plans or ignores you after you've made plans with him for a while JUST to hangout with his girlfriend who he… — Unknown Author
I'm scared to be in a relationship, again...There's just too many hoes & bros trying to ruin that shit for you. — Emilio Vasquez
Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the world. — Aziz Ansari
Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me? Douche: Yeah, it… — Ella Rojas
For guys bros over hoes. For girls chicks over dicks. For me, its whoever the fuck has my back, over them fake ass bitches, any… — Justin Lee Riner
BESIDE A PLACE NUMBERING NOW OVER TENTH YEAR CLOSE COMMUNICATION BROTHER TO BROTHER LUCK ON MY END EVERY SPOKEN POINT ACROSS HIS IS FIRST STRESS… — Unknown Author
My little bros are sneaky,silly,childish,annoying,selfish,mean,rude,and have no manors — Bani Bowen
Chicks over dicks hate that saying bros over hoes hate that saying its who ever has my back at the end of the day woman… — Kevin McCarty
Bros before hoes unless those hoes have no clothes. — Nikhil Saluja
Me and my 2 lil bros lookin great love them!!! — Destiny Meador

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