Bros Quotes

82 Bros quotes by 65 unique authors

Okay, now I know your yanking my chain. Pigs will fly before Blake would ask for our help." Rhoan "Better start ducking those flying piggies… — Keri Arthur
There's something wrong with the brakes." He didn't recognize his shaky, weak voice. He pumped them again. Nothing.Â "There's something wrong with the BRAKES?" "I… — Judy Blundell
Shane: "Bro," he said, in an injured tone, "I had to go out with a flamethrower, and you weren't there to see it." Michael: "Pics… — Rachel Caine
Whatever, bro. We both had a long day. Too much drama. I'll TTYS." I wanted to ridicule him for using chatspeak IRL, but I found… — John Green
Bro, it's dark. You can't go to a strange building with a mysterious address in the dark. Haven't you ever seen a horror movie? — John Green
You stupid jackass," Ian said. "Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid? — Stephenie Meyer
TooDamn-Funky: It's a start, ok. Been thinking bout the boyz. 'member last year my bro did that immersion thing in Venezuela? Kciker5525: Where he learned… — Kate Brian
These are all direct quotes, except every time they use a curse word, I'm going to use the name of a famous American poet: 'You… — John Green
I started touring a little bit in 1973 in support of a record I made for an independent label. In 1975, when I signed with… — Michael Franks
The Flaming Lips have been on Warner Bros. forever, and certainly everything I heard growing up was on a major label in some way, from… — Win Butler
Comments are my main way to communicate with you bros. — PewDiePie
When I hear a guy say bros before hoes I automatically assume he's referring to gay sex. — Nikhil Saluja
Bros before hoes.... unless shes not a hoe.. — Tamika-leeigh
B**ches come and go but bros always stay together — Melchor Lim
Cars, Bros and Clothes is all a lil girl knows but loyalty, happiness and trust is what a real woman lusts... — Ms Kee
To my praaaaaaaaaaaa shaddyyyyyyyy:D:D hahaha:P — Zarnab
Guys, bros before hoes. girls: chicks before dicks. — Me :D
Lately I only been venting to my bros, honestly apart of a nigga ain't there no more — Unknown Author
Its awesome when you have a bff or bros(close friends) by your side at all times — Unknown Author
Since I'm only 24 years old, guess I have as good an insight into this rising generation as any other young man my age. And… — James Dean

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