Bros Quotes

82 Bros quotes by 65 unique authors

I hate playing the bass, bro. I've been playing the bass because it's there and I don't want anyone else to play it. — Kid Cudi
I never joined the army because at ease was never that easy to me. Seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by parting my legs… — Mitch Hedberg
I keep having these bros come up to me and say, "I used to watch you when I was a fetus," and I just want… — Nick Offerman
And Warner Bros. seems to be pretty much into re-releasing all of their catalog. So there's the Warner Bros. stuff and the stuff that we… — Jerry Garcia
When I came back to it, we amicably separated from Warner Bros. I just picked up where I left off, trying to write the rest… — Joan Jett
I'm not a gangster, bro. — ASAP Rocky
I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an… — Charlie Sheen
The 2000s were the time when bromance became a kind of love that dared to speak its name. As a high-water mark of bro culture,… — Rob Sheffield
I have felt for the last 10 years I have had this battle; I've been fighting so hard to have an education. It's been this… — Emma Watson
Six billion of us walking the planet, six billion smaller worlds on the bigger one. Shoe salesmen and short-order cooks who look boring from the… — Dean Koontz
riley: give me a romantic comedy any day. rhoan: your jest a girly-girl at heart, arent you? riley: takes one to know one, bro. — Keri Arthur
O my God, since thou art with me, and i must now, in obedience to thy commands, apply my mind to these outward things, i… — Brother Lawrence
I'm a vampire, idiot. I don't have x-ray vision." "Some supernatural monster you are, remind me to trade you in for a werewolf, bro. Probably… — Rachel Caine
Hey, Mikey? You get her hurt and I'll end you." "You let anything happen to Eve and I'll do the same," Michael said. He'd just… — Rachel Caine
Whatever bro, tell it to the whales — Max Brooks
Okay, now I know your yanking my chain. Pigs will fly before Blake would ask for our help." Rhoan "Better start ducking those flying piggies… — Keri Arthur
There's something wrong with the brakes." He didn't recognize his shaky, weak voice. He pumped them again. Nothing. "There's something wrong with the BRAKES?" "I… — Judy Blundell
Shane: "Bro," he said, in an injured tone, "I had to go out with a flamethrower, and you weren't there to see it." Michael: "Pics… — Rachel Caine
Whatever, bro. We both had a long day. Too much drama. I'll TTYS." I wanted to ridicule him for using chatspeak IRL, but I found… — John Green
Bro, it's dark. You can't go to a strange building with a mysterious address in the dark. Haven't you ever seen a horror movie? — John Green
You stupid jackass," Ian said. "Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid? — Stephenie Meyer
TooDamn-Funky: It's a start, ok. Been thinking bout the boyz. 'member last year my bro did that immersion thing in Venezuela? Kciker5525: Where he learned… — Kate Brian
These are all direct quotes, except every time they use a curse word, I'm going to use the name of a famous American poet: 'You… — John Green
I started touring a little bit in 1973 in support of a record I made for an independent label. In 1975, when I signed with… — Michael Franks
The Flaming Lips have been on Warner Bros. forever, and certainly everything I heard growing up was on a major label in some way, from… — Win Butler

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