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Bought Quotes by Henny Youngman
- I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In…
- I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.
- My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
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