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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell
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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
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It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
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I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
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I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire,…
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I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.
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I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
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Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
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Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"
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My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"
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Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would…
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I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the…
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Remember, a good marriage is like a campfire. Both grow cold if left unattended.
— H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might…
— Garry Shandling
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My dear, dear Lord, The purest treasure mortal times afford Is spotless reputation; that away Men are but gilded loan or painted…
— William Shakespeare
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Mine honour is my life; both grow in one; Take honour from me, and my life is done.
— William Shakespeare
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Liberty is the condition of duty, the guardian of conscience. It grows as conscience grows. The domains of both grow together. Liberty…
— John Acton
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When you connect with someone special, especially a lifelong partner, this person helps you find the best in yourself. In this way,…
— Suman Rai
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Mine honor is my life; both grow in one; Take honor from me, and my life is done.
— William Shakespeare
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The ocean breathes salty, won't you carry it in? In your head, in your mouth, in your soul and maybe we'll get…
— Modest Mouse
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Missing you is torment to this dying heart everytime you leave. When you are around, you water me to to grow into…
— Unknown Author
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The best thing that can happen to a couple married for fifty years or more is that they both grow nearsighted together.
— Nikhil Saluja
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