Boner Quotes

30 Boner quotes by 21 unique authors

Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one’s groin greets… — C.D. Payne
That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever? — Adam Carolla
On True Blood -- I've never told anybody this -- but I was so nervous and then I was so drunk that after I shot… — Lizzy Caplan
Without a boner sex would be point-less. — Nikhil Saluja
Life is like a boner, long and hard — Jensen Mowbray
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you. — Superman
Dudeeee you just gave me a lady boner!! xD o.o I'm fucked up! XD — Patience
Be thankful you're alive, have as much sex as possible. Because you will be a full on boner soon. — Jeremy Limn
I got a boner. — Snooki
It smells like vanilla in Aria. Instant boner. — Matthew Lush
Taylor Gang or feel Santa Claus' boner when you sit on his lap as he warmly grins at you. — Taylor Gang
Hello........Cool I hope its a naked dude with a boner. — Nick Swardson
I'm gonna get some bite marks on my hang-low Saturday. Kevin, assuming you're even capable of getting a boner after sitting on your balls for… — RJ Berger
Dammit, Beavis. You just sent my boner to the ground. — Beavis And Butthead
A robot with a boner thats WAY too much!! — Rob Dyrdek
Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner! -Chazz — Blades Of Glory
Dammit, Beavis. You just sent my boner to the ground. -Butthead — Beavis And Butthead
Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver,… — Peter Griffin
Taylor Gang or do the worm wit a boner. — Taylor Gang
Life's Like a Boner , It Gets Harder And Harder — Unknown Author
Flow got a boner, you could say Im on some harder shit. — Tyga
Unfortunate stuff about being a guy in school and a really hot girl sits on your lap and you have to resist getting a boner — Padraig
My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you. — Ted
Im working on a pop-up book called, That Explains the Birds and the Bees. — Rudy Espinoza
When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a picture of Whoopi… — Rudy Espinoza

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