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• Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
• Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a…
• The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
• Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
• If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
• The Web is the new book though, innit?
• Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
• That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around…
• By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to…
• We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
• How would I know which one I was?
• Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.

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