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Before Quotes by Green Monk
- Before smartphones life was terrible. I practically never stepped in dog shit.
- I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
- Before asking someone why they hate you, ask yourself why you even really care
- You can steal my tweets if you like, but I lick every single one before I tweet them.
- I was very drunk last night and I took a bus home. It may not sound like a big thing to you but I'd never…
- A real man ends a relationship before he starts searching for another one
- What is the fastest thing in the world? Milk, because it's pasteurized before you see it!
- Why would you let me know before unfollowing me? You're making it easier for me to track you down and murder you.
- Get to know someone before judging them. It's much easier to judge once you have more information.
More Before Quotes
- Your lost friends are not dead, but gone before, advanced a stage or two upon that road which you must travel in… — Aristophanes
- It is just that we should be grateful, not only to those with whose views we may agree, but also to those… — Aristotle
- I guess I wanted to leave America for awhile. It wasn't that I wanted to become an expatriate, or just never come… — Paul Auster
- Don't turn away from possible futures before you're certain you don't have anything to learn from them. — Richard Bach
- The first person to promulgate the Golden Rule, which was the bedrock of this empathic spirituality, was Confucius 500 years before Christ. — Karen Armstrong
- Today we often think that before we start living a religious life we have first to accept the creedal doctrines and that… — Karen Armstrong
- I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas… — Andrea Arnold
- I began wearing hats as a young lawyer because it helped me to establish my professional identity. Before that, whenever I was… — Bella Abzug