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- A man who lies about beer makes enemies. — Stephen King
- A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to… — Roseanne Barr
- People care about my personal life. But really I'm dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, sit… — Sophia Bush
- Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? — Henry Ward Beecher
- I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food… — Brendan Behan
- Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. — Robert Benchley
- Happiness is good health and a bad memory. — Ingrid Bergman
- Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer. — Billy Carter