Bed Quotes

3432 Bed quotes by 2170 unique authors

I actually never thought that Barack Obama was anything but a typical Democratic party politician, which to me meant that he was probably in bed… — Matt Taibbi
My kids would not get in to bed every night without me telling them that I loved them. — Lisa Vanderpump
My kids probably stay up too late. My wife goes to bed around 3 A.M., and I follow around 7 A.M., but it works. — John Travolta
I believe that lovers should be draped in flowers And laid entwined together in a bed of clover Left there to sleep Left there to… — Conor Oberst
Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate. — David Pratt
Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control. Here,… — Bill Hicks
Who knows how to make love stay? Tell love you are going to the Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a… — Tom Robbins
He who goes to bed hungry dreams of pancakes. — Proverb
Ask not the name of him who asks you for a bed. It is especially he whose name is a burden to him, who has… — Victor Hugo
I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes.… — Billy Joel
I have to believe that it works...that when two people come together they stay together. I have to take that to bed with me at… — Ally McBeal
I sit and wait does an angel contemplate my fate and do they know the places Where we go when we're grey and old 'cos… — Jessica Simpson
Just because a man and woman sleep in the same bed doesn't mean they have the same dreams. — Proverb
In whatever way I may have insulted You in jokes; while playing, reposing in bed, sitting, or at meals; when alone, or in front of… — Bhagavad Gita
If I can't play for big money, I play for a little money. And if I can't play for a little money, I stay in… — Bobby Riggs
You know how when you were a little kid and you believed in fairy tales, that fantasy of what your life would be, white dress,… — Meredith Grey
A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he… — Bob Dylan
His drink, the running stream; his cup, the bare Of his palm closed; his bed, the hard, cold ground. — Unknown Author
Enflaming yourselves with idols under every green tree, slaying the children in the valleys under the clifts of the rocks? Among the smooth stones of… — Bible
And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to… — Bible
My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'. — Emo Philips
The Husband is on the Bed, but the bride is asleep, and so she does not come to know Him. While I am asleep, my… — Sri Guru Granth Sahib
One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything before you go to bed. — Ann Landers
There is one single fact which we may oppose to all the wit and argument of infidelity, namely, that no man ever repented of being… — Hannah Moore
Captain, my religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do… — Unknown Author

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