Bed Quotes

3432 Bed quotes by 2170 unique authors

Hello, my sister, Libby, also your daughter, is snogging a potato in my bed. What are you going to do about it?' Dad started yelling… — Louise Rennison
George: 'Ringo would always say grammmatically incorrect phrases and we'd all laugh. I remember when we were driving back to Liverpool from Luton up the… — George Harrison
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. — Erma Bombeck
And she loved a man who was made out of nothing. A few hours without him and right away she’d be missing him with her… — Etgar Keret
...there is the sheer emotional, intellectual, physical, chemical pleasure of your children. The honest truth is that the world holds no greater gratification than lying… — Caitlin Moran
When I saw him I thought I could curl up inside him and go to sleep and never wake up." "Men are no good for… — Catherynne M. Valente
I want to build you a house with my bare hands and carry you over the threshold. I want too cook for you every evening… — Catherine Anderson
I see that I hold a sanctuary in their hearts, and in the hearts of their descendants, generations hence. I see her, an old woman,… — Charles Dickens
I was a hundred-percent sick, I felt as if I had no further use for my legs, they just hung over the edge of my… — Louis-Ferdinand Celine
If she were here I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off her. I would hold her so close she'd beg me to let… — Juliet Marillier
Perhaps I will die too, she told herself, and the thought did not seem so terrible to her. If she flung herself from the window,… — George R. R. Martin
Come on, Ella. Sleep green.' Ignoring him, I got into bed wearing a T-shirt and boxer shorts printed with penguins. I reached over to the… — Lisa Kleypas
My breathing was shallow and my hands were fists. 'Oh, yes, I'm going to have to kill you Barrons.' I said coolly, Partly because, for… — Karen Marie Moning
I knew then that I had never understood what humans called love. But if that was anything close to the power you held over me,… — Abbi Glines
They lay on their heathery beds and listened to all the sounds of the night. They heard the little grunt of a hedgehog going by.… — Enid Blyton
The tenderness between two people can turn the air tender, the room tender, time itself tender. As I step out of bed and slip on… — David Levithan
D'ye ken that the only time I am without pain is in your bed, Sassenach? When I take ye, when I lie in your arms-my… — Diana Gabaldon
How is it you’ve never married?” A soft splash. “It’s an easy enough thing. Every morning I wake up, go about my day, and return… — Tessa Dare
I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not — Robert A. Heinlein
I want you too much. I want you with me, in my life, in my bed. If i can have that, nothing else matters. — Sylvia Day
I pass through many Me's in the course of my day, each one selfish with his time. The Lying-in-Bed me and the Enjoying-the-Hot-Shower Me are… — David Mitchell
Why don't you go get in bed?" I stood, laying my hand on his chest and staring up at him. "Is that a dare?" He… — Tammara Webber
I take it this is one of the ones crushing on you." "What? They all crush on me. I'm a hot college girl, remember?" I… — Tammara Webber
To have some deep feeling about Buddhism is not the point; we just do what we should do, like eating supper and going to bed.… — Shunryu Suzuki
It's not the sort of night for bed, anyhow. — Kenneth Grahame

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