Bed Quotes

3432 Bed quotes by 2170 unique authors

A car's not the right place for showing off to a girl—the bed's the place for that. The consequences of a mistake there are more… — Sergei Lukyanenko
I've got a gig," Jim said. I sat up in my bed, wide-awake. A gig was good- I needed the money. "Half." "Third." "Half." "Thirty-five… — Ilona Andrews
When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, the best thing to do is close your eyes and get on with it — George R. R. Martin
When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your… — Khalil Gibran
Every subject's duty is the King's; but every subject's soul is his own. Therefore, should every soldier in the wars do as every sick man… — William Shakespeare
Let's get something straight, MacKeltar. I am not going home with you. I am not going to bed with you, and I am not wasting… — Karen Marie Moning
The writer has no responsibility other than to jack off in bed alone and write a good page. — Charles Bukowski
My head aches, my eyes burn, my arms and legs have given up, and my face in the mirror has a grayish cast. The bed,… — Lynne Sharon Schwartz
THE SERUM WEARS off five hours later, when the sun is just beginning to set. Tobias shut me in my room for the rest of… — Veronica Roth
Well, I'm gonna get out of bed every morning... breathe in and out all day long. Then, after a while I won't have to remind… — Nora Ephron
Only a person with the true heart of a dictionary-writer would be lying in bed, three days after being stabbed in the gut, worrying about… — Kristin Cashore
Jordan doesn't really care about the blood," Simon said now. "His whole thing is about me being comfortable with what I am. Get in touch… — Cassandra Clare
She closed her hands around his and shut her eyes, imagining their bed cut free of this strange prison, floating through space or on the… — Cassandra Clare
She stepped out of reach. “Go put on a shirt and get your mind out of bed.” “Impossible with you around.” “Pretend I’m holding a… — Nalini Singh
Instead of replying, Alec reached down and took Magnus's hands. Magnus let Alec pull him to his feet, a questioning look in his eyes. Before… — Cassandra Clare
It's not Cam's fault," Bex told her. "We rigged her bed so that if she gets up, I get an electric shock." "Liz designed it,"… — Ally Carter
You're sitting on my bed," he said. "Did yo think I was under it? — Cassandra Clare
He shifted his weight, throwing his good leg off the bed as if he were going to try to stand. “What are you doing?” I… — Stephenie Meyer
No. I don't go through your things. I just come once in a while to make sure you're in one piece. I like knowing you're… — Ilona Andrews
Granny Weatherwaz was a witch. That was quite acceptable in the Ramtops, and no one had a bad word to say about witches. At least,… — Terry Pratchett
I am in fact a Hobbit in all but size. I like gardens, trees, and unmechanized farmlands; I smoke a pipe, and like good plain… — J.R.R. Tolkien
She has the heart of a child, you know. Yeah, it's in a box beside her bed. - Kaia Skyhawk — Gena Showalter
I'd basically described myself: a quiet, studious bookworm who would go to bed at a decent hour. A non-partier who wouldn't bring a parade of… — Tammara Webber
I flicked on the light beside my bed, waiting for my breathing to slow, veins full of adrenaline from the realistic dream. A new dream,… — Stephenie Meyer
You're a mad scientist,' said Maggie, in what may well have been intended as a reassuring tone. 'We don't expect you to be nice. We… — Mira Grant

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