Bed Quotes

3432 Bed quotes by 2170 unique authors

Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed. — Woody Allen
Rhianon, he said, hold my hand, Rhianon. She did not hear him, but stood over his bed and fixed him with an unbroken sorrow. Hold… — Dylan Thomas
Being fed, and having a soft bed, and other people being in charge, seemed the most wonderful prospect in the world at that moment. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Sophie held the [hand]cuffs higher, hopint to instill some sense of shame, if not in him, then at least in herself. One look at him… — Jennifer Crusie
Heroism's just doing more than you want to do or think you can. Sometimes it's just doing the crappy things, the unhappy things other people… — Nora Roberts
At the end of the day, when I am lying in bed and I know the chances of any of our theology being exactly right… — Donald Miller
I almost went to bed without remembering the four white violets I put in the button-hole of your green sweater and how i kissed you… — Leonard Cohen
...they enjoyed the miracle of loving each other as much at the table as in bed, and they grew to be so happy that even… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Listen, you might want to pack a few of your things together before going to bed. The former bishop of Turkey will be coming tonight… — David Sedaris
I wasn't going to have enough money to pay for a Good Lifestyle, which meant I'd feel ashamed, which meant I'd get depressed, and that… — Ned Vizzini
L.A. kills people.' Jacaranda said. 'You're lucky you're leaving. You'll be able to write.' She looked paler, going through another depression, smoking in bed in… — Francesca Lia Block
... he who's down one day can be up the next, unless he really wants to stay in bed, that is... — Miguel de Cervantes
I sit on the couch watching her arrange her long red hair before my bedroom mirror. she pulls her hair up and piles it on… — Charles Bukowski
Adrenaline kicks you in when you’re starving. That’s what nobody understands. Except for being hungry and cold, most of the time I feel like I… — Laurie Halse Anderson
My desire, my sincere and heartfelt desire is to rip that surprisingly sheer garment from your body, toss you onto that bed, and indeed ravish… — Victoria Alexander
Amy: This time can we... lose the bunk beds? The Doctor: No Bunk beds are cool, a bed with a ladder, you can't beat that! — Neil Gaiman
And that wreched creature without hands or feet, who had to be put to bed and fed like a child, that pitiable remnant of a… — Emile Zola
One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in his bed he had been changed into a monstrous bug… — Franz Kafka
Commune with your own heart on your bed and be still. — Maimonides
Nothing exists in this world but me and my bed…” (p. 141). — Banana Yoshimoto
If this were a made-up story, it would begin at night, with a storm blowing and owls hooting and rattling noises under the bed. — Darren Shan
Since you and Crispin are now finished and I have a few hours to kill, how about that shag?” he asked with heavy irony. “Bite… — Jeaniene Frost
But it's daylight," she said at last. "Vampires can't go out in the sun, everyone knows that!" Bones chuckled. "Right And we shrink back from… — Jeaniene Frost
there was something about that city, though it didn't let me feel guilty that I had no feeling for the things so many others needed.… — Charles Bukowski
He's laughing me into a stupor, she thought. I could heckle, I suppose, I could throw a bread roll at him, but he's eaten them… — David Nicholls

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