Bed Quotes

3432 quotes by 2170 authors

What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to… — Si Robertson
The first law of success is concentration - to bed all the energies to one point, and to go directly to that point, looking neither… — William Matthews
Sex is not only a divine and beautiful activity; it's a murderous activity. People kill each other in bed. Some of the greatest crimes ever… — Norman Mailer
Love itself is the most elitist of passions. It acquires its stereoscopic substance and perspective only in the context of culture, for it takes up… — Joseph Brodsky
Lying in bed, he would think of Heaven and London. — Aldous Huxley
In every bed you will find four persons sleeping together. It is very rare to find a double bed, because then four persons are there… — Rajneesh
I'm feeling very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch. — Luis Guzman
Old April wanes, and her last dewy morn Her death-bed steeps in tears; to hail the May New blooming blossoms neath the sun are born,… — John Clare
I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and… — Mae West
I would rather go to bed with Lillian Russell stark naked than Ulysses S Grant in full military regalia. — Mark Twain
I am a strict monogamist: it is twenty years since I last went to bed with two women at once, and then I was in… — H. L. Mencken
The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory. — P.J. O'Rourke
To think that one child would go to bed hungry somewhere in this country is heartbreaking... to know how many do is virtually incomprehensible. This… — Katie Couric
When you lie down on your bed to sleep, remember with thanksgiving the blessings and the providence of God. — Anthony the Great
Well, feel this, why don't you? Feel how it feels to have a bed to sleep in and somebody there not worrying you to death… — Toni Morrison
Wishin' was dyin' but I gotta make it all this way to that bed on these feet. — John Berryman
Brother woke just after midnight and he didn't make a sound, and as he climbed from out of bed with severed rings around his head,… — Radical Face
I would have it inscribed on the curtains of your bed and the walls of your chamber: "If you do not rise early you can… — William Pitt, 1st Earl of Chatham
Whoever has tasted the breath of morning knows that the most invigorating and most delightful hours of then day are commonly spent in bed; though… — Robert Southey
"All I really need is my bed and my art around me. " — Mary-Kate Olsen

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