Bed Quotes

3432 quotes by 2170 authors

And if by chance you have a miserable day, you will come home to a bed that is madeâ€”that you madeâ€”and a made bed gives… — William H. McRaven
I would stay in bed and get an extra 10 minutes sleep — Daniel Johns
I'm fortunate that I'm employed. And if you're in show business, of course, every night you go to bed and go, oh my god, tomorrow… — Rick Mercer
I can't imagine living in a house without a couple of dogs. If I ever got out of bed at night and didn't have to… — Gene Hill
Whether you're in bed or in court, everybody gets off. — Nicole Blackman
In my experience, cats and beds seem to be a natural combination. — Louis J. Camuti
Sharing the code just seems like The Right Thing to Do, it costs us rather little, but it benefits a lot of people in sometimes… — John Carmack
No man can be really free in bed with a woman who is not. — Nancy Friday
My bed is actually two king beds put together. — Cindy Margolis
Truly, one gets easier accustomed to a silken bed than to a sack of leaves. — Berthold Auerbach
I donâ€™t care what people thinkâ€¦I learned a long time agoâ€¦I was 19 and had a very traumatic experienceâ€¦.and I learned that I have to… — Iris Apfel
Some days I woke up and got out of bed and brushed my teeth like any normal human being; some days I woke up and… — Ned Vizzini
I've always loved books. I'm passionate about them. I think books are sexy. They are smooth and solid and contain delightful surprises. They smell good.… — Sue Townsend
I dug myself a garden, and a stray cat I grew to like would come around to sulk in the corn. I forced myself to… — Wells Tower
This guy (Pat Robertson) obviously wants to be a prophet so bad. I wonder if he walks around at home dressed up in a bed… — Pat Condell
When I started, (players) were making $4,000. Now, they don't get out of bed and they already make $10,000. — Milo Hamilton
I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for days with a fever that just wouldn't go away. After more of this,… — Daryl Hall
You don't need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads'll figure out that they better make breakfast… — Zach Braff
Reading is like the sex act - done privately, and often in bed — Daniel J. Boorstin
I don't mind if someone thinks I'm a sell out. I go to bed happy knowing I do what I do and I'm not doing… — Patrick Stump

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