Bed Quotes

3432 quotes by 2170 authors

I think schools, as they are now regulated, the hot-beds of vice and folly, and the knowledge of human nature supposedly attained there, merely cunning… — Mary Wollstonecraft
A gulf profound as that Serbonian bog Betwixt Damiata and Mount Casius old, Where armies whole have sunk: the parching air Burns frore, and cold… — John Milton
Through Christ's satisfaction for sin, the very nature of afflictions changed with regard to believers. As death, which was, at first, the wages of sin,… — Unknown Author
Usura slayeth the child in the womb It stayeth the young man's courting It hath brought palsey to bed, lyeth between the young bride and… — Ezra Pound
Look at Abi Titmuss. This year she's been tied to more bed posts than David Blunkett's guide dog. — Jonathan Ross
I answer one of your letters, then lie in bed in apparent calm, but my heart beats through my entire body and is conscious only… — Franz Kafka
Fair and foul are near of kin And fair needs foul," I cried. "My friends are gone, but that's a truth Nor grave nor bed… — William Butler Yeats
I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed." — Phyllis Diller
Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days. — Phyllis Diller
Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles. — Phyllis Diller
Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed. — Phyllis Diller
You will not be carried to Heaven lying at ease upon a feather bed. — Samuel Rutherford
I think we should look forward to death more than we do. Of course everybody hates to go to bed or miss anything, but dying… — Florynce Kennedy
Lord, please restore to us the comfort of merit and demerit. Show us that there is at least something we can do. Tell us that… — Robert Farrar Capon
No matter which sex I went to bed with, I never smoked on the street — Florence King
To carry care to bed is to sleep with a pack on your back — Thomas Chandler Haliburton
When my bed is empty, Makes me feel awful mean and blue. My springs are getting rusty, Living single like I do. — Bessie Smith
We do not go to bed in single pairs; even if we choose not to refer to them, we still drag there with us the… — Angela Carter
From his brimstone bed, at break of day, A-walking the Devil is gone, To look at his little snug farm of the World, And see… — Robert Southey
April Rain It is not raining rain to me, It's raining daffodils; In every dimpled drop I see Wild flowers on the hills. The clouds… — Robert Loveman

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