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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Wealth is, for most people, the only honest and likely path to liberty. With money comes power over the world. Men are…
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Command that your marshal be careful to be present over the household, and especially in the hall, to keep the household, within…
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Bad words don't exist, but words with bad intentions behind.
— Roberto Fontanarrosa
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I like people who can make you laugh without using vulgarity, or bad words.
— Michael Jackson
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Always when you go to a new country and they teach you bad words, you just say them without knowing the value…
— Antonio Banderas
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Older boys often asked me to teach them “some bad words in your language”. At first I politely refused. My refusal merely…
— Firoozeh Dumas
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Submitting to censorship is to enter the seductive world of 'The Giver': the world where there are no bad words and no…
— Lois Lowry
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I don't think socialism, and I don't think warmness and respect are necessarily bad words.
— Dave Matthews
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
— George Carlin
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It takes writing a billion bad words before you get to the good ones.
— Ray Bradbury
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SAMIR SHAH Featured Quote: Dont mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll…
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I m beldjilali mohamed have mentality hipe hope dont love bitch and slat who walk by her body and her ass like…
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