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• If you turned the fabric of our lives over, I imagined the design on the backside would be woven in the bleak… — Stephenie Meyer
• Rossini would have been a great composer if his teacher had spanked him enough on his backside. — Ludwig van Beethoven
• I always resented Tom [Hardy] for turning up on Band Of Brothers and getting the girl — in fact, the only girl… — Damian Lewis
• If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its… — Jeremy Clarkson
• A chair is to have no backside. It should be beautiful from all sides and angles. — Hans Wegner
• A perfectionist is someone who finishes the backside of a drawer, which I consider completely unnecessary. — Unknown Author
• Two years after my mother died, my father fell in love with a glamorous blonde Ukrainian divorcée. He was eighty-four and she… — Marina Lewycka
• As I have found out, recognition has its upside, its downside and – you may say – its backside. — Pippa Middleton
• My backside and my privates. I’m stuck so full of prickers, it makes me smart just to think on it. — Robert Newton Peck
• Some players need a boot up their backside. Other players need the arm — Alan Brazil
• The human backside is a dimension architects seem to have forgotten. — William H. Whyte
• There is my father whispering in my ear, Be still still still. And yet you change everything. What was the marsh like,… — Paul Harding

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