Backsides Quotes

42 quotes by 40 authors

If you turned the fabric of our lives over, I imagined the design on the backside would be woven in the bleak grays of doubt… — Stephenie Meyer
Rossini would have been a great composer if his teacher had spanked him enough on his backside. — Ludwig van Beethoven
I always resented Tom [Hardy] for turning up on Band Of Brothers and getting the girl â€” in fact, the only girl in a cast… — Damian Lewis
If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friendsâ€™ houses so they donâ€™t see its backside. — Jeremy Clarkson
A chair is to have no backside. It should be beautiful from all sides and angles. — Hans Wegner
A perfectionist is someone who finishes the backside of a drawer, which I consider completely unnecessary. — Helmut Krone
Two years after my mother died, my father fell in love with a glamorous blonde Ukrainian divorcÃ©e. He was eighty-four and she was thirty-six. She… — Marina Lewycka
As I have found out, recognition has its upside, its downside and â€“ you may say â€“ its backside. — Pippa Middleton
My backside and my privates. Iâ€™m stuck so full of prickers, it makes me smart just to think on it. — Robert Newton Peck
Some players need a boot up their backside. Other players need the arm — Alan Brazil
The human backside is a dimension architects seem to have forgotten. — William H. Whyte
There is my father whispering in my ear, Be still still still. And yet you change everything. What was the marsh like, waiting for the… — Paul Harding
Stick a lighted candle up your backside to give yourself that inner glow. — Frank Delaney
I may not have been very tall or very athletic, but the one thing I did have was the most effective backside in world rugby. — Jim Glennon
MBA students come out with: 'My staff is my most important asset.' Bullshit. Staff is usually your biggest cost. We all employ some lazy bastards… — Michael O'Leary
I've always played cards. I can't remember when there wasn't a gambling game going on somewhere, even if it was a craps game in a… — Wilford Brimley
What I fear and desire most in this world is passion. I fear it because it promises to be spontaneous, out of my control, unnamed,… — Terry Tempest Williams
Faces can lie. Backsides can't. — Yoko Ono
I am the passenger, I stay under glass. I look through my window so bright, I see the stars come out tonight. I see the… — Iggy Pop
I've decided I am going to start loving my backside because I don't know anyone who does that. And for my daughter, I want to… — Kate Winslet

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