"Stick a lighted candle up your backside to……" — Frank Delaney
"Stick a lighted candle up your backside to give yourself that inner glow."
More Backside Quotes
- If you turned the fabric of our lives over, I imagined the design on the backside would be woven in… — Stephenie Meyer
- Rossini would have been a great composer if his teacher had spanked him enough on his backside. — Ludwig van Beethoven
- I always resented Tom [Hardy] for turning up on Band Of Brothers and getting the girl — in fact, the… — Damian Lewis
- If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t… — Jeremy Clarkson
- A chair is to have no backside. It should be beautiful from all sides and angles. — Hans Wegner
- A perfectionist is someone who finishes the backside of a drawer, which I consider completely unnecessary. — Unknown Author
- Two years after my mother died, my father fell in love with a glamorous blonde Ukrainian divorcée. He was eighty-four… — Marina Lewycka
- As I have found out, recognition has its upside, its downside and – you may say – its backside. — Pippa Middleton
- My backside and my privates. I’m stuck so full of prickers, it makes me smart just to think on it. — Robert Newton Peck
- Some players need a boot up their backside. Other players need the arm — Alan Brazil
- The human backside is a dimension architects seem to have forgotten. — William H. Whyte
- There is my father whispering in my ear, Be still still still. And yet you change everything. What was the… — Paul Harding