Backsides Quotes

42 quotes by 40 authors

Gossip is the foul smell from the Devil's backside. — Laurie Halse Anderson
Writing is hard work, and fun, and requires you to keep your backside in a chair when you would sometimes like to put it elsewhere.… — Lois Lowry
I think that if politics is just about getting your backside on important seats, then it's a pretty worthless endeavor. — Chris Patten
When you're in politics sometimes you step on toes and they come back and kick you in the backside. — Steve Bartlett
I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black… — Dick Gregory
The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a chap slip on… — Roald Dahl
I think these days a lot of the younger generation feels that the world owes them something. But you've got to get off your backside… — Jay Kay
Every man has his moral backside which he refrains from showing unless he has to and keeps covered as long as possible with the trousers… — Georg C. Lichtenberg
My parents came from Russia and suddenly they wound up in Boston, Massachusetts, Brookline, Massachusetts and they felt the sun rose and set on Franklin… — Mike Wallace
It was only when Shona, in sheer fury, turned the carnivorous sheep among them that they moved. They ran, some of them with charming little… — Diana Wynne Jones
God,' she cried, 'what is love? Man seeking his own head? The human head, so rented by misery that even the teeth weigh! She couldn't… — Djuna Barnes
Iâ€™ll make Goyle do lines, itâ€™ll kill him, he hates writing,â€ said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyleâ€™s low grunt and, screwing up… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
The backside of a mountain is a fight against human nature. You have to care as much about yourself on the way down as you… — Mitch Albom
Itâ€™s funny. I met a man once who did a lot of mountain climbing. I asked him which was harder, ascending or descending? He said… — Mitch Albom
Here I am not the one to throw out. No one steals my warmth and shoes because I am small. No one handles my backside.… — Toni Morrison
All events are linked together in the best of possible worlds; after all, if you had not been driven from a fine castle by being… — Voltaire
You're not built for riding, either," Horace added. "I'd say more saddle sore than homesick." Svenal sighed ruefully, shifting his buttocks for the twentieth time… — John Flanagan
There's something evil in me that loves evil and degradation--purity's black backside! That loves honesty with a horrid love; or why have I always gone… — Djuna Barnes
So remember it, lad. If your head thinks up mischief, your backside's going to pay for it. Brian Fraser to young Jamie — Diana Gabaldon
Rather than argue, Amanda smiled at him. â€œAnd then what will you do while your son or daughter is in charge of your store and… — Lisa Kleypas

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