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• It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
• My mother won't admit it, but I've always been a disappointment to her. Deep down inside, she'll never forgive herself for giving…
• My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
• No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do…
• The art of never making a mistake is crucial to motherhood. To be effective and to gain the respect she needs to…
• Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.
• When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit…
• Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

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