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Be grateful youâ€™re not in the forest in France Where the average young person just hasnâ€™t a chance To escape from the perilous pants eating… — Dr. Seuss
Novelists have, on the average, about the same IQs as the cosmetic consultants at Bloomingdaleâ€™s department store. Our power is patience. We have discovered that… — Kurt Vonnegut
Behind a remarkable scholar we not infrequently find an average human being, and behind an average artist we often find a very remarkable human being. — Friedrich Nietzsche
for a man of 55 who didn't get laid until he was 23 and not very often until he was 50 I think that I… — Charles Bukowski
The average age (longevity) of a meat eater is 63. I am on the verge of 85 and still work as hard as ever. I… — George Bernard Shaw
But truth be told, I'm not as dour-looking as I would like. I'm stuck with this round, sweetie-pie face, tiny heart-shaped lips, the daintiest dimples,… — Sarah Vowell
For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron. — Nick Hornby
...An average of seventy-four species become extinct every day, which was one good reason but not the only one to hold someone's hand... — Nicole Krauss
I claim to be no more than the average person with less than average ability. I have not the shadow of a doubt that any… — Mahatma Gandhi
If the average man is made in God's image, then such a man as Beethoven or Aristotle is plainly superior to God. — H. L. Mencken
Deep down, below the surface of the average man's conscience, he hears a voice whispering, "There is something not right," no matter how much his… — Carl Jung
A farm includes the passion of the farmer's heart, the interest of the farm's customers, the biological activity in the soil, the pleasantness of the… — Joel Salatin
Malicious acts are performed by people for personal gain â€¦ Sorcerers, though, have an ulterior purpose for their acts, which has nothing to do with… — Carlos Castaneda
I knew I was different. I thought that I might be gay or something because I couldn't identify with any of the guys at all.… — Kurt Cobain
How could he find perfection in such an average day? Then I realized this was the whole point. — Mitch Albom
Every tree and plant in the medouw seemed to be dancing, those with average eyes would see as fixed and still. — Rumiko Takahashi
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions. — George Carlin
There would be little reason to lie down at night without the possibility of seeing things bigger and more amazing than the average day might… — Obert Skye
There is one province in which, sooner or later, virtually everyone gets dealt a leading role--hero, heroine, or villain.... Unlike the slight implications of quotidian… — Lionel Shriver
I am suspicious of all the things that the average people believes. — H. L. Mencken

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