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For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now… — Jay Leno
Unions are the result of profit seekers. Unions are the way the average guy gets even with evil corporateers. The unions are godsends. The unions… — Rush Limbaugh
I've always been a workaholic. I reckon, on average, I've had less than one day a year off in my working career. — Ken Livingstone
Climatologists are all agreed that we'd be lucky to see the end of this century without the world being a totally different place, and being… — James Lovelock
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin
People are what you make them. A scornful look turns into a complete fool a man of average intelligence. A contemptuous indifference turns into an… — Andre Maurois
I think it was my study of history that convinced me that the Democratic Party was more on the side of the average American. — George McGovern
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. — Mignon McLaughlin
There can be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. His instinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he… — Golda Meir
I'm your average Joe guy. I don't really care for politicians. — John Mellencamp
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. — H. L. Mencken
No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight. — H. L. Mencken
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages. — H. L. Mencken
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year… — H. L. Mencken
The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board. — Dennis Miller
I can rap in a London accent, make weird faces, wear spandex, wigs, and black lipstick. I can be more creative than the average male… — Nicki Minaj
For the average home-user, anti-virus software is a must. — Kevin Mitnick
The average life expectancy of a celebrity is 20 years less than someone working in a coal mine. — Moby
I was brought up differently than the average American child because the average child is brought up expecting to be happy. — Marilyn Monroe
Halliburton is not a 'company' doing business in Iraq. It is a war profiteer, bilking millions from the pockets of average Americans. In past wars,… — Michael Moore

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