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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. — Evan Esar
I think what makes me different from the average Joe is that I feel free to be myself and express myself in the way that… — Paloma Faith
If I could explain it to the average person, I wouldn't have been worth the Nobel Prize. — Richard P. Feynman
Actually, I think the average voice is like 70 percent tone and 30 percent noise. My voice is 95 percent noise. — Harvey Fierstein
A fairly bright boy is far more intelligent and far better company than the average adult. — John B. S. Haldane
I just consider myself slightly left-of-center. I'm not your average bear. I - what's the word? I'm not - normal. — Eddie Van Halen
Globalization means we have to re-examine some of our ideas, and look at ideas from other countries, from other cultures, and open ourselves to them.… — Herbie Hancock
As an actor, you most often play relatively average parts, so to get to play extreme versions of anything, those are the most exciting parts. — Neil Patrick Harris
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes… — Stephen Hawking
Keep your feet on the ground, but let your heart soar as high as it will. Refuse to be average or to surrender to the… — Arthur Helps
It is now common knowledge that the average American gains 7 pounds between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day. — Marilu Henner
The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French… — Katharine Hepburn
I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band. — Bill Hicks
The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it. — E. W. Howe
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family. — Kin Hubbard
Humanity is mind-controlled and only slightly more conscious than your average zombie. — David Icke
Public opinion, a vulgar, impertinent, anonymous tyrant who deliberately makes life unpleasant for anyone who is not content to the average person. — William Ralph Inge
We have to judge politicians by their cumulative score. In one innings they make a great catch, in another they drop the ball. In one… — Jesse Jackson
What have we achieved since the end of the Second World War? We have allowed petty, bourgeois regimes in which everything is average, mediocre. — Tahar Ben Jelloun
If I had to describe myself to an alien I'd say I was bigger than the average human, enjoy a drink or two with a… — Dwayne Johnson

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