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Average Quotes by Terry Pratchett
- Oh, a very useful philosophical animal, your average tortoise. Outrunning metaphorical arrows, beating hares in races... very handy.
- Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of…
- Your average witch is not, by nature, a social animal as far as other witches are concerned. There's a conflict of dominant personalities. There's a…
- What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.
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