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Even still, we run. We have not reached our average of 57.92 years without knowing that you run through it, and it hurts and you… — Lauren Groff
Fennel, which is the spice for Wednesdays, the day of averages, of middle-aged people. . . . Fennel . . . smelling of changes to… — Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
Observance of customs and laws can very easily be a cloak for a lie so subtle that our fellow human beings are unable to detect… — Carl Jung
Your pillow alone may be home to 40 million bed mites. (To them your head is just one large oily bon-bon). And don't think a… — Bill Bryson
The human mind appears suddenly and inexplicably out of some unknown and unimaginable void. It passes half its known life in the mental chaos of… — Christopher Morley
If a man's got talent and guts to buck society, he's obviously above average. You want to hold on to him. You straighten him out… — Alfred Bester
I am an average good Christian, when you don't push my Christianity too far. And all the rest of youâ€”which is a great comfortâ€”are, in… — Wilkie Collins
All of us, whether or not we are warriors, have a cubic centimeter of chance that pops out in front of our eyes from time… — Carlos Castaneda
Whenever I read statistical reports, I try to imagine my unfortunate contemporary, the Average Person, who, according to these reports, has 0.66 children, 0.032 cars,… — KatÃ³ Lomb
perhaps I possess a certain Midwestern sensibility that I inherited from my mother and her parents, a sensibility that Warren Buffet seems to share: that… — Barack Obama
Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days. — Ellen DeGeneres
The average personality reshapes frequently, every few years even our bodies undergo a complete overhaul - desirable or not, it is a natural thing that… — Truman Capote
The average man don't like trouble and danger. — Mark Twain
According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means… — Jerry Seinfeld
...beds last on an average much longer than marriages... — Michel Houellebecq
And you've actually watched it yourself?' I asked. 'Willingly?' Sure. I had to see it, you know? Besides we should be safe. Only one in… — Scott Westerfeld
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death… — Jerry Seinfeld
I am not shy about admitting my modest talents. For example, I am happy to admit that I am better than average at clever remarks,… — Jeff Lindsay
I'm never overwhelmed or under it either; just nicely whelmed. I'm OK. Nothing spectacular but sometimes special. I look in the mirror and see this… — Cecelia Ahern
beware the average man the average woman beware their love, their love is average seeks average but there is genius in their hatred there is… — Charles Bukowski

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