Asses Quotes

130 quotes by 115 authors

It's Mornin' time and the girls still there, they lying naked with some Asses in the air (That's what I'm talkin' bout). — Lmfao
Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so… — Pulp Fiction
Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich and four-assed mongoose. - Mafesto — South Park
I've spent the past 24 hours in every level of hell and I am not going to let your fuzzy white asses drag me any… — Leap Years
No thanks, that yellow snow cone you gave me didn't taste like lemon, it tasted more like...oh you guys are asses! — Peter Griffin
Ive learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have… — Eric Cartman
Fans, don't even think about changing the channel, because we've learned that at our competition, Mick Foley, who used to wrestle here as Cactus Jack,… — Tony Schiavone
I buss they asses up, I rip they ass apart. I told you bitches regular fishes just cant swim with sharks. — Webbie
Fake people are the asses that will get us slipping even on rough times — Lexxinnoh
I hate lies and liars. Don not tell lies just to save your asses. Cause we all know the truth of what's really going on.… — AMLL
I hate lies and liars. Don't tell lies just to save your asses. Cause we all know the truth of what's really going on. Do… — AMLL
D = Drama R = reward A = asses to M = make more A = asses. — Tiffany
Tripping business started in Africa. Long time ago, long long time ago, white man went to Africa. And he saw all these bootiful black women,… — The Players Club
Just confronted a creeper shooting asses at Wondercon on camera. Blue superman t-shirt. Might upload the video later. Fucking dirtbag. — Kevin Pereira
When you workout!!! Sweat is FAT CRYING!!! Get off your lazy asses it's time to GET IT RIGHT GET IT TIGHT!!!! — Tyrese Gibson
Real niggas with real money, real bitches with fake asses. If she don't wanna fuck I get on my skateboard and I skate passed her. — Lil Wayne
In life everybody is going to have to face that not everybody can't be a bitch but those who are.... here some things to remember… — Unknown Author
Boy means:bad asses often get yeld at. — Amber Holt
This hole thing with the hurricane flooding New York City and taking out 90% of Jersey Shore.. yeah it's sad.. kinda.. but it's no natural… — Carlin Whisler
We aren't the girls who get 42 'likes' on our Facebook pictures, We aren't the girls that act dumb to get the guys, or that… — Sheryne Brooks

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