Asses Quotes

130 quotes by 115 authors

If Britney would paint her ass green, I'm sure you could spot green asses all over LA as soon as the word was out. — Billie Joe Armstrong
I really like to have sweet people around me. I can't stand bad asses. There's too many of them, especially my age in LA. I… — Leonardo DiCaprio
In the history of man, there has been and always will be more horses' asses than horses. — Jeffrey Fry
K wats up with the internet FIGHTING,like I find it so lame, like I understand ur defending ur self TOTALLY!! but dont go to far… — Dumb Asses Des Days
Some people LIE to save their asses. Some people LIE to make themselves look better then you. Some people LIE to hide who they really… — Blondie:)
I can't stand it when people treat life as a soap box, I wish they get their heads outta their asses and take responsibility 4… — Sarah Moores
Good things come to those who work their asses off and never give up. — Cuts And Scars
I want the immune system of a Dog... They Eat off the ground... Drink out of the toilet... Lay around licking their own asses all… — Eric Nickel
(Look around, look around) I look around, around, look around, look it over I take it up, up, take it out and take you nowhere… — Mariana's Trench
MEN CREATED LADIES FIRST SO THEY COULD LOOK AT THEIR ASSES. — Thewomenizer
Its not my job to shove enlightenment up people's asses, but some days I get stuck volunteering to do it. — Rock Cowles
Fellas stop being blinded by the big asses and cute faces. Some men are so concern in having a bad bitch where they end up… — Surgeo Bell
That's what it's about, how society changes people but people can also change society. It only takes a few people to do things and help… — Mary Hansen
An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by an ass — George Washington
I'm grabbin' the fattest asses, just to see 'em shake. I swear I'm too real to be, I'm too real to be livin' so fake. — Big Sean
Short people, tall people, people with glasses, The bottom line is I'll whip all your asses. — Stone Cold Steve Austin
Do not attempt to challenge my authority. I have eight weeks to turn you gaggle of maggots into a well-discipline cadet unit. From this day… — Damon Wayans
Like the others before me, I would like to turn my own problem into something good that will reach out to all my homeboys and… — Eazy-E
I would like to turn my own problem into something good that will reach out to all my homeboys, I want to save their asses… — Eazy-E
I was a terror since the public school era. Bathroom passes, cutting classes, squeezing asses. — Biggie Smalls

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